“Transport yourself to an isle of paradise with Kaia, a silicone clitoral vibrator with six rhythmic speeds and pulsing patterns. Designed to cup perfectly in your hand, Kaia can be equally enjoyed by land or by sea, tantalizing your clitoris with flexible, uniquely shaped wings.” That’s how this lovely product is promoted.

Have you ever just wanted a moment to feel great? Maybe a little foreplay with your partner? Just because I’m a mom doesn’t mean that I don’t like grown-up things. This is one of them.